Abject Objectification, Part 3
Mar. 25th, 2010 12:42 pmBack to the topic that
bethje thinks is insane, and she's probably right, but I might as well finish what I've started. In case you missed them the first time, here's Part 1 and Part 2.
60. Katy Perry
I've already talked about her elsewhere, but to sum up, I like her fashion sense but think her facial expressions tend toward the bitchy and vapid. And I don't care for her music.
59. Felicia Day
Not sure who she is, but she's cute. I probably should watch that Dr. Horrible thing (not because of her, but knowing who she is would be a bonus, I suppose).
58. Audrina Patridge
I hate her because, when I see her name, my mind initially thinks "Andy Partridge." How dare you have a name close to that of my favorite musician? That aside, she's too skinny, and I pretty much assume anyone associated with The Hills is going to be a dumbass. Maybe that's unfair on my part, though.
57. Gina Torres
Don't know a thing about her, but yeah, she's pretty.
56. Rachel McAdams
I think the only thing I've seen her in was Red Eye, which didn't call a whole lot of attention to her looks. She's cute, but not someone who'd come to mind if you wanted me to list hot celebrities.
55. Angelina Jolie
I think I've discussed her enough in the past that you all know I think she's overrated. She's interesting in the sense that you never know what she's going to do next, but not especially attractive. Too skinny and pouty, and not in a good way. "Every man's fantasy"? Not mine! Now, if it had said "every man's DREAM," I guess I couldn't argue, since I DID once have a dream with her in it. She was my teacher, I think.
54. Mila Kunis
I actually like her. She's really cute, and I have to give her credit for being a regular voice actress. We need more of those who aren't Tress MacNeill. {g}
53. Eva Longoria Parker
It won't surprise anyone to learn that I've never watched Desperate Housewives, will it? I know people who like it, but I've mentally lumped it in with other shows about slutty old ladies. Based on looks...eh, she seems pretty typical of women who are supposed to be attractive.
52. Zooey Deschanel
Only number fifty-two? She'd be much higher on my list if I made one, not that I plan to. I guess the cute girl with bangs is sort of my type (or one of my types, anyway), so it's not too surprising that I'd like her. In addition, though, she has really interesting facial expressions and a unique voice. And she makes awesome music.


51. Brittney Snow
Who? And do we really need yet another spelling of "Brittney"?
50. Freida Pinto
Can't say I know who she is, but I love that first picture of her. I could see going either way on her if I knew more about her. But colorful pin-ups are something I can pretty much always get behind.

49. Padma Lakshmi
Well, I like her name. Does that count for anything?
48. Heidi Klum
From most of what I've seen and heard of her, I like her. She actually seems pretty nice, which I tend to think of as a rare trait for models. And while I can't say I understand what she wants with Seal, I appreciate a supermodel being willing to date someone typically considered really ugly. It gives hope to the rest of the not-so-attractive men of the world. She's not someone I crush on, but my feelings on her are generally positive.

I include this picture not because it shows her at her best, but because I appreciate pretty much anyone who dresses up like a pagan deity. Apparently this costume was actually controversial in India. I always thought Hindus were more liberal that that.
47. Natalie Portman
Again, she's someone I have generally positive feelings toward, but I'm not as attracted to her as a lot of other people are.
46. Erin Andrews
I don't get a real sense of her from the pictures, but since I hate sports, that's a point against her. Then again, I like Keith Olbermann, and he's a former sportscaster as well.
45. Tricia Helfer
I can't really think of anything to say about her.
44. Penelope Cruz
Eh, I think I kind of have a gut reaction against her just because she's so popular with the mainstream. That's not really fair, but is any of this?
43. Rihanna
I know some people hate her singing voice, but I kind of like that it's unusual, even if I'm not a fan of the actual songs she sings. I get the sense that she has kind of a cool sense of style, too. She really needs to stop dating abusive guys, though. Black eyes aren't attractive, Ms. Rihanna.
42. Blake Lively
Don't know her, but she's definitely attractive. From the pictures I've seen, her look seems kind of fake, but it's a good-looking fake.
41. Gisele Bundchen
Nah, she doesn't do it for me.
60. Katy Perry
I've already talked about her elsewhere, but to sum up, I like her fashion sense but think her facial expressions tend toward the bitchy and vapid. And I don't care for her music.
59. Felicia Day
Not sure who she is, but she's cute. I probably should watch that Dr. Horrible thing (not because of her, but knowing who she is would be a bonus, I suppose).
58. Audrina Patridge
I hate her because, when I see her name, my mind initially thinks "Andy Partridge." How dare you have a name close to that of my favorite musician? That aside, she's too skinny, and I pretty much assume anyone associated with The Hills is going to be a dumbass. Maybe that's unfair on my part, though.
57. Gina Torres
Don't know a thing about her, but yeah, she's pretty.
56. Rachel McAdams
I think the only thing I've seen her in was Red Eye, which didn't call a whole lot of attention to her looks. She's cute, but not someone who'd come to mind if you wanted me to list hot celebrities.
55. Angelina Jolie
I think I've discussed her enough in the past that you all know I think she's overrated. She's interesting in the sense that you never know what she's going to do next, but not especially attractive. Too skinny and pouty, and not in a good way. "Every man's fantasy"? Not mine! Now, if it had said "every man's DREAM," I guess I couldn't argue, since I DID once have a dream with her in it. She was my teacher, I think.
54. Mila Kunis
I actually like her. She's really cute, and I have to give her credit for being a regular voice actress. We need more of those who aren't Tress MacNeill. {g}
53. Eva Longoria Parker
It won't surprise anyone to learn that I've never watched Desperate Housewives, will it? I know people who like it, but I've mentally lumped it in with other shows about slutty old ladies. Based on looks...eh, she seems pretty typical of women who are supposed to be attractive.
52. Zooey Deschanel
Only number fifty-two? She'd be much higher on my list if I made one, not that I plan to. I guess the cute girl with bangs is sort of my type (or one of my types, anyway), so it's not too surprising that I'd like her. In addition, though, she has really interesting facial expressions and a unique voice. And she makes awesome music.


51. Brittney Snow
Who? And do we really need yet another spelling of "Brittney"?
50. Freida Pinto
Can't say I know who she is, but I love that first picture of her. I could see going either way on her if I knew more about her. But colorful pin-ups are something I can pretty much always get behind.

49. Padma Lakshmi
Well, I like her name. Does that count for anything?
48. Heidi Klum
From most of what I've seen and heard of her, I like her. She actually seems pretty nice, which I tend to think of as a rare trait for models. And while I can't say I understand what she wants with Seal, I appreciate a supermodel being willing to date someone typically considered really ugly. It gives hope to the rest of the not-so-attractive men of the world. She's not someone I crush on, but my feelings on her are generally positive.

I include this picture not because it shows her at her best, but because I appreciate pretty much anyone who dresses up like a pagan deity. Apparently this costume was actually controversial in India. I always thought Hindus were more liberal that that.
47. Natalie Portman
Again, she's someone I have generally positive feelings toward, but I'm not as attracted to her as a lot of other people are.
46. Erin Andrews
I don't get a real sense of her from the pictures, but since I hate sports, that's a point against her. Then again, I like Keith Olbermann, and he's a former sportscaster as well.
45. Tricia Helfer
I can't really think of anything to say about her.
44. Penelope Cruz
Eh, I think I kind of have a gut reaction against her just because she's so popular with the mainstream. That's not really fair, but is any of this?
43. Rihanna
I know some people hate her singing voice, but I kind of like that it's unusual, even if I'm not a fan of the actual songs she sings. I get the sense that she has kind of a cool sense of style, too. She really needs to stop dating abusive guys, though. Black eyes aren't attractive, Ms. Rihanna.
42. Blake Lively
Don't know her, but she's definitely attractive. From the pictures I've seen, her look seems kind of fake, but it's a good-looking fake.
41. Gisele Bundchen
Nah, she doesn't do it for me.