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• 14:24 Photo: In my latest LiveJournal post, I address the age-old question of who actually wrote the Bible. tumblr.com/xpy75pv3d #
• 14:26 I wonder if @kimberleylocke is an authentic account. It's apparently following me, for some reason. #
• 14:26 I wouldn't mind telling Kimberley Locke that she was better-looking when she had curly hair and wasn't as skinny, but that might be rude. #
• 14:45 I'm sorry 'bout the Visigoths. #
• 14:50 @JaredofMo Got them all with 7:25 remaining. I find it interesting that it will fill in "of Oz" for you, but not &qu
  ot;in Oz." #
• 14:53 Is there any connection between Bucky of Oz (who encouraged buying war bonds & hung out w/Uncle Sam) and Captain America's sidekick Bucky? #
• 14:53 It looks like the former was introduced in 1942, and the latter in 1941. #
• 14:55 @juliasegal From what I've heard of Cats, I think the name should be "Webber Dropped a Lot of Acid." That goes double for Starlight Express. #
• 15:00 @PFTompkins Only 35 in actual houses, but about 5 million squatting #
• 15:01 There's a certain ki
  nd of movie that gets Oscar nominations, and it's a kind I usually don't watch. #
• 15:02 Most of the time, the movies I've seen just get nods for costume and set designs. I did see "Precious" and "Inglourious Basterds," though. #
• 15:03 Saw "Newsies" last night. Was Joseph Pulitzer really as much of a mentally unhinged asshole as Disney portrayed him? #
• 15:07 @heiditron3000 I'd say it's proof of Satan. Or possibly Cthulhu. #
• 15:51 I think the term "born again" is way overstating the case. You're just believing something different. #
• 16:16 Bad Psychics: Sylvia Browne - I particularly like (read: am disgusted by) the account of Sylvia telling... tumblr.com/xpy75ua4w #
• 16:43 I just voted for this photo, check it out tweetphoto.com/13593841 #
• 18:02 Photo: (via lyinglies) Have I posted this before? Does it matter? tumblr.com/xpy75ykpf #
• 20:10 As an opponent of the economic divide, I can't help but feel guilty for liking the Oscar dresses. #
• 20:12 I mean, these people are wearing outfits for one friggin' night that probably cost more money than I make
  in a year. But they're so pretty! #
• 20:17 Matthew Broderick DOES realize he could do better, right? #
• 20:20 I'm not sure WHY I don't like Sandra Bullock, but I don't. Maybe it's because she comes off as being kind of ditzy. #
• 20:20 I don't know for sure that she IS ditzy, but she comes across that way. #
• 20:26 Smell like Streep, for cheap! #
• 20:27 @huggythuggy Everything Billy Ray creates gets old fast. First "Achy Breaky Heart," and now his daughter. {g} #
• 20:41 I'm sure James Cameron and Kathryn Bigelow want to be reminded of their exes on Oscar Night. #
• 20:54 Yeah, McDonald's commercials, I'm sure they eat a lot of McNuggets at the Olympics. #
• 20:55 I hear the Women's Hockey Team celebrated with beer, cigars, and McNuggets. #
• 21:02 The appeal of the songs from "The Princess and the Frog" is that they're Randy Newman songs that don't SOUND like Randy Newman songs. #
• 21:04 Whenever I hear about "Nine," I think of "Promises of Eternity" by @TheMagFields. #
• 21:04 What if no show ever happened again? No Seven, no Eight an
  d a Half, no Nine, and no Ten? #
• 21:07 I know practically nothing about Amanda Seyfried, but I think she's really cute. Miley Cyrus, however...uh, no. #
• 21:08 Beth: "Would you do a commercial for maxi pads?" Me: "They're a product I believe in. I don't want women bleeding all over." #
• 21:13 Um, Robert Downey Jr, when you're well-known for being a drug addict, you don't want to wear dark glasses to an event. #
• 21:17 So that's what Molly Ringwald looks like now? #
• 21:27 I feel bad for Jon Cryer now, stuck playing Charlie Sheen's brother. That's a role even Emilio Estevez doe
  sn't want. #
• 21:34 Why do most of these short documentaries have to be about sad subjects? Where's the short documentary on rainbows and ice cream? #
• 21:35 @TheRealTavie The Goon Show guy? No, wait, that was SPIKE Mulligan. #
• 21:38 Wait, the blue aliens in Avatar speak Klingon? #
• 21:41 So I assume "The Young Victoria" is about Victoria Beckham's time in the Spice Girls? #
• 21:42 Star Trek! Yay, I think this is the first movie I've actually seen that's won for anything! #
• 21:52 I'd almost forgotten Steve Martin was on this show. #
• 21:56 I wonder how much they had to sedate Robin Williams to get him to stand still while presenting. #
• 22:03 @oz_diggs Maybe they should just merge the two into the Oscarbowl. #
• 22:12 I'm not used to seeing Charlize Theron without a stupid hat. #
• 22:18 Actors from Twilight? You're really getting into the dregs now, Oscars. #
• 22:19 Since when does Twilight count as horror? #
• 22:24 @huggythuggy Neither were a lot of those other movies they showed. #
• 22:38 How is honoring dead people celebrating life? #
• 22:41 Oh, come on, I know a LOT more people died this past year! #
• 22:54 "Bradley Cooper"? Is it possible to get a more preppy-sounding name? Well, maybe if you add "the Third." #
• 22:56 James Cameron, I'd say that middle part isn't working for you, but why would anyone as rich as you listen to me? #
• 22:59 So is George Clooney playing that 80s guy from Futurama? "There are two kinds of people, sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sh
  eep is fired." #
• 23:01 Hey, Matt Damon! Are you still fucking @sarahksilverman? #
• 23:06 Tyler Perry is now giving Tyler Perry's speech. #
• 23:16 I'll never understand these Foreign Language Film awards. Why not just nominate foreign films in other categories? #
• 23:17 I guess that's the American way, though. #
• 23:19 Hey, it's Kathy Bates! I can't wait for her to present a cockadoody Oscar! #
• 23:37 Wait, did that announcer just say "best pitcher"? #
  
• 23:40 I've never quite understood why writers don't get a lot of respect. I mean, isn't that the central aspect of the whole movie? #
• 23:48 Sandra Bullock? Mo' like Sandra BULLSHIT, am I right? #
• 23:51 Wow, Sandra Bullock just admitted she was a ho. #
• 23:59 I don't know why I'm so glad "Avatar" didn't win when I didn't even see it, and I know quite a few people who like it. #
• 23:59 I think it's more because I don't like James Cameron than anything to do with the movie itself. #

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