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08:06 @TheRealTavie Speak for yourself! Personally, I don't think I ever had a soul. #
08:07 Had a dream that @amandapalmer and @neilhimself came to my apartment. Not that it ended up mattering much. #
08:07 I had to go pick up a package, and I never found where to do that. Then I woke up before getting back to the apartment. #
13:42 @3x1minus1 Sounds more like a Bania routine to me. Did he eventually bring it around to Ovaltine? #
14:28 Easy listening stations are a response to Marxism. If they can crush the workers' souls w/incredibly dull music, t
hey'll never rise up. #
14:28 @alyankovic Get hit in the face with a goose? #
14:31 @TarynAria I guess, but in that case, why make a podcast at all? It's not like they're on a schedule with those things. #
14:39 If you think taxes are too complicated, you're free to not take any deductions and pay more than you owe. I don't think the gov't will mind. #
14:56 It's kind of hard to be opposed to Big Government when the only people whose jobs don't seem to suck sour donkey balls are govt employees. #
14:56 Maybe the
government needs to get BIGGER, and employ everybody. I don't think that would be entirely feasible, though. #
15:47 @JaredofMo Not as long as John Mayer and James Blunt are still getting radio play, you can't! #
18:01 If shedding were an Olympic event, Reagan would be a gold medalist. #
18:03 @JaredofMo But what do you get when you divide a loaf by a knife? #
18:04 @colleenanne Which is part of why it isn't really feasible. #
18:07 @JaredofMo I don't think there's any chance of domestic animals becoming endangered anytime soon. #
18:08 My flat tax proposal was rejected for placing too much burden on the two-dimensional. #
20:04 I fail to understand why being religious seems to be the default in our society. Shouldn't the default be agnosticism? #
20:05 They're making a cheesy group performance out of a Black Eyed Peas song? Well, at least it's not "My Humps." #americanidol #
20:06 Seriously, what was the deal with "My Humps? Did the Peas brainstorm the least sexy names for female parts? #
20:07 The
working title for the song was "My Fatty Deposits." #
20:10 I love how these car commercials simply consist of Kris Allen rambling incoherently. #
20:11 I really don't get why some people arrange their Tumblrs in columns. #
20:13 Awww, don't kick out the only Asian in the group! #americanidol #
20:26 I'm on fire for Jesus. He said he'd come back and extinguish me, but he hasn't yet. #
20:54 They're only kissing Bowersox's ass because she has a funny name. #americanidol #
23:00 I can't wait for Sarah Palin'
s new reality show, "So You Think You Can Wipe Out Endangered Species"! #
23:02 Flat Out Wrong - I guess not all Flat Earthers are religious fanatics. tumblr.com/xpy72k62w #
23:07 In a post-apocalyptic society, wouldn't dung be more valuable than gold? So why doesn't Glenn Beck encourage investing in manure? #
23:35 Photo: Dr. Wily’s Blueprints tumblr.com/xpy72lk6n #
23:51 Photo: lyinglies: tumblr.com/xpy72m80q #