Twitterpated

[vovat]

• 08:01 Why does CVS have religious books by the pharmacy counter? #
• 08:25 Bless you, bless you, all of you pretty girls. #
• 08:26 The wordpress.com Word of the Day is "potlach." Hooray for obscure words used in Frank Black songs! #
• 08:26 The other day at the potlach, come visiting was a sasquatch. #
• 12:12 I lost my temp job. I'm not too distraught about it, but I do wish people who hired temps actually communicated. #
• 13:42 More Mega Man pondering vovat.livejournal.com/714191.html #
• 13:59 The person doing this commercial during the hold message sure is inhaling a lot. #
• 15:10 What makes the muskrat guard his musk? #
• 15:42 Now we're breaking into our programme for the second time tonight. #
• 15:46 @ziggafoss And redundant. #
• 17:09 Why is @ladygaga always talking about "Little Monsters"? I didn't find that Fred Savage vehicle particularly memorable. #
• 17:19 My wife thinks I say "passion plays" all the time, but I don't think I do. I probably just say it more
  than any other atheist. #
• 17:21 @ziggafoss Because, believe it or not, you're walking on air? #
• 17:22 Woody Allen is lucky. We neurotic and self-deprecating Gentiles can't make a career out of it. #
• 17:24 @Clamanity Then what's the capybara? #
• 17:25 @ziggafoss Give them to me, then! I love them! #
• 17:26 Is the latest TMBG podcast really only five minutes long, or is my iTunes not downloading it properly? #


• 17:27 @Clamanity Because you, like me, are obsessive-compulsive? #
• 17:32 @TheRealTavie The daydream was on your way to work, or the Care Bear was? And which bear was it? #
• 17:35 @JaredofMo Well, yes, but this one ended considerably earlier than it was originally supposed to. #
• 17:36 I'm hoping the live-action/CGI Smurfs movie is a joke, but I'm afraid it won't be. #
• 17:38 @kingsthings Yeah, it TOTALLY makes sense to put a guy who decreased taxes and increased spending on money. :/ #
• 17:39 Wouldn't it be funny if Lou Dobbs's hatred of Mexicans stemmed from his eating a bad burrito in his youth? Where's Freud when you need him? #
• 17:41 @michaelianblack I shot a man on Leno, just to watch him die. #
• 17:44 @TarynAria Both of which I already have. THAT was worth breaking a hiatus of more than a year! #
• 17:44 @Clamanity I think so, but even when he no longer is, his hatred of immigrants will live on. #
• 20:12 Did Simon Cowell just non-ironically use the
  word "misunderestimated"? Maybe next time he'll refer to the Internets. #
• 22:05 Did AT&T hire an ad agency that usually does political spots? All their commercials do nowadays is badmouth Verizon. #
• 23:12 @3x1minus1 But Fox News is sensitive! They're going to whine about it for sure! #

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