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07:52 @DitaVonTeese A magician's hat without a rabbit? A movie theater without sticky floors? A hot dog without raccoon meat? #
08:58 Not sure why any command a dog obeys counts as a "trick." Sitting up isn't really that tricky. #
08:59 On the other hand, getting a dog to obey a command IS a trick. #
15:20 I've been making some more music mixes. Anyone interested in hearing them? #
19:12 @michaelianblack What about skeet surfing, like in the film "Top Secret"? #

19:14 @d_whiteplume Asses? #
19:15 @Clamanity At least BOTH doors didn't say "please use other door." That's a sure-fire way to keep an idiot occupied! #
22:39 @colleenanne @3x1minus1 Cheddar goes with most things. #
22:41 @colleenanne Hey! Be nice to our friends from Thailand! They make good noodles! #