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• 10:37 @JaredofMo Unfortunately, all that's in the works are self-tying cars. #
• 10:38 Life would be improved if it involved less getting out of bed. #
• 10:40 @CGCassimus Pluto. Except it's no longer considered a planet. #
• 10:42 @CGCassimus I think Bo ate it. #
• 17:19 How come no one ever tows a car at their OWN expense? #
• 19:03 "You will hear music until your call is answered." -Verizon Customer Service #
• 19:21 On the way to my temp job, there's an anti-evolution billboard. Yes, apparently people are PAYING to deny science. #

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