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[vovat]

• 08:49 I went to bed pretty early, but I see no sign that Santa was here. Then again, we don't have a chimney. #
• 08:54 @amandapalmer twitpic.com/v3twu - Hey, I want an Amanda under my tree! #
• 09:01 Fun toys are fun! #
• 10:04 The Royal Podcast of Oz - Hey, I’m in this! tumblr.com/xpy4ylmvy #
• 10:46 Santa Claus Through the Ages www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/8/view/8578/santa-claus-through-the-ages.html #
• 11:07 10 Bizarre Things You Didn't Know About Christmas listverse.com/2009/12/25/10-bizarre-things-you-didnt-know-about-christmas/ #
• 11:19 Where did the term "Giftmas" originate? I see it mentioned on the Internet pretty frequently, but don't get the reference (if there is one). #
• 11:31 I wish my true love would stop giving me all these birds. What am I supposed to feed them? #
• 11:32 Actually, maybe the birds are meant to feed all the people I'll be getting in the last few days of Christmas. #
• 11:59 Are there
  any religious Christmas songs other than "The First Noel" that actually say Jesus was born in the winter? #
• 11:59 @miscellaneaarts I wish I had some cinnamon rolls. #
• 12:15 When cats throw up, do they purposely choose the hardest possible place to clean up? #
• 12:16 @miscellaneaarts If only Santa would let me borrow his flying sleigh, I would. Although landing it in Florida might be difficult. #
• 12:16 @sapsorrow A kiddie car? #
• 12:17 If the Whos liv
  e on a microscopic world, how do they know about Christmas? Did Jesus shrink himself down for a special visit to Whoville? #
• 12:18 For that matter, since the Whos' world doesn't appear to have an axis to tilt, would there even be a winter solstice? #
• 13:40 @TheRealTavie So, are you going to Disney World tonight or not? #
• 14:46 @InBloomers What about us unemployed atheists? #
• 16:47 A Starz title screen referred to the Jim Carrey film as "Dr. Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Says it all, really. #
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  7:29 I'm penning a holiday special about Napoleon kidnapping Santa Claus. I call it "How the French Stole Christmas." #
• 17:51 @NowIsStrange I was half-asleep when you asked me. I think it's actually "Cephas," though. #
• 19:10 Why do the British refer to our trillion as a billion? Shouldn't there be some kind of worldwide English standard for number names? #
• 22:30 "If nothing else, it should be noted that from Paul on, orthodox Christians have believed that Jesus’..." tumblr.com/xpy4z0sey #
• 23:16 It's raining outside. Come on, nobody dreams of a WET Ch
  ristmas! #
• 23:20 It's amazing how many people Kevin McCallister manages to fool with the old gangster movie. It must have had really good sound. #

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