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• 11:43 You know what sucks? Checking your e-mail for the first time in the day, and finding that none of it is personal. #
• 11:43 I don't think it's an accident that the initials for "Dave Matthews Band" come very close to spelling "dumb." #
• 11:45 They found water on the Moon? I guess the next step is to tell tourists not to drink it. #
• 12:39 I'd like to open a chain of burger joints with a Viking apocalypse theme. I'd call it "Johnny Ragnarockets." #
• 12:55 It's weird how the Aesir are resigned to Ragnarok, even though they know they'll all die. They don't make gods like that these days. #
• 13:09 Photo: Today’s LiveJournal post is on Ragnarok, the end of the world in Norse mythology.  I’ve always found... tumblr.com/xpy415wwm #
• 13:16 @smallVshop Good luck! What will you be selling? #
• 13:17 I didn't even think about yesterday being Friday the 13th. I'd say that's why it was so dreary, but the few days before it were, too. #
• 13:56 @renlong twitpic.com/pau2s - Looks like you're very happy with your spoils! #
• 13:58 @willmatheson Hey, YOU'RE the one who lives in the Commonwealth. #
• 13:59 The new Hitchhiker's Guide sequel is out. I don't know whether it's any good, but I want to own it on principle. #
• 14:00 @PFTompkins It's okay. You're not SUPPOSED to know who the Lightning Thief is until near the end. #
• 14:00 I keep thinking of things I want to add to my wishlist, but I kind of don't want to mess with it until after my birthday. #
• 14:01 @JohnCleese Is there a surgery that will add six inches to my height? #
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  em>14:03 My wife was in bed for 19 hours. I'm not sure I could manage that even if I tried. #
• 15:20 @3x1minus1 One of the hazards of 24-hour news channels is that, when there ISN'T any news, they'll report anything. #
• 15:21 I feel like I only have friends through my wife. If she leaves me, will I have nobody left? #
• 16:05 @d_whiteplume Personally, I think I'd just feel like Cid from Final Fantasy VI. I guess we don't know whether he's a pervert. #
• 16:06 I made my car payment today. That's a good thing, since I'll probably end up living there someday. #
• 16:07 @jianghomeshi Well, is she lip-syncing to a recording of herself, or pulling a Milli Vanilli? #
• 16:09 @jianghomeshi If Britney didn't sing her own songs, you'd think she'd find someone with a better voice to lip-sync to. #
• 16:47 Photo: I have to suspect that Leatherface wouldn’t really get on too well with the supernatural horror icons,... tumblr.com/xpy419vmu #
• 17:07 @PFTompkins The Pizza Hut lunch buffet sometimes makes me feel like I'm on the verge of death. But it's the way I'd want to go! #
• 17:42 @OfficialKat There was a sign in the bathroom of my college dorm that called semen "spunk," and I can't hear the word w/o thinking of that. #
• 17:44 @bohemea You have your own kingdom? Then why don't you just get one of your subjects to bring you a Pepsi? #
• 18:42 @MarzGurlProd Maybe it depends on how revealing the underwear is. #
• 18:43 RT @letwits Dick Cheney on Chris Brown's treatment of Rihanna: "...enhanced dating procedures." #
• 18:45 @NowIsStrange Wait, why did we get married, then? #
• 19:21 Photo: The REAL reason is that Bert didn’t want to be married to someone who ate cookies in bed. tumblr.com/xpy41cs6e #

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