From Twitter 08-18-2009

[vovat]

• 13:25:41: @kattmoff Actually, it's been a long time since a man was on the Moon.
  
• 13:26:05: RT @bclevinger The Charmin Bears are a blight on the soul of all mankind.
  
• 13:27:19: @InBloomers How do we know He DOESN'T?
  
• 14:20:16: @eehouls How many is it now?
  
• 15:30:27: The light blue popsicles are pretty good, but they have kind of a weird flavor. I pretty much always prefer the grape.
  
• 15:32:25: Animated Da Vinci http://bit.ly/XBTgK
  
• 15:59:43: Why are mini-burgers called sliders? Is it after that 90s TV show about interdimensional travel?
  
• 16:24:13: http://tinyurl.com/l68xnb Why the Birthers will never be satisfied
  
• 16:45:07: Hey, Alec Baldwin! When talking about eating animals, how about that commercial where your brother wanted to eat a talking M&M?
  
• 17:52:26: How long did Bill Murray spend trapped Punxsutawney in Groundhog Day? http://tinyurl.com/m4ftpb
  
• 18:28:07: "Science fiction is neither!" -@NowIsStrange
  
• 18:33:43: I can't hear Cyndi Lauper without thinking of Captain Lou Albano. I think this is a problem.
  
• 20:41:26: @JaredofMo We went to Topsy-Turvy Land to see a man o' war, and we were much attached to it, because we simply were.
  
• 20:43:11: @JaredofMo I've read "The Neverending Story," and it totally HAD an end.
  
• 20:58:14: Is it surprising to anyone that insurance for people who've been fired has the same name as the terrorist group in G.I. Joe?
  
• 21:03:54: RT @jlbellwriter Old link: Awesome revisions of fantasy book covers: http://bit.ly/vthv4 (Well, maybe when the server's back up.)
  
• 21:46:40: It bothers me that Google lists sites about the band Ozma before ones about the ruler of Oz.
  
• 23:10:58: @JaredofMo The Tune Kurds are the more musical inhabitants of Iraq.
  
• 23:14:41: Ashton Kutcher doesn't think he should have to pay for health care for people who eat a lot of deep-fried Snickers bars.
  

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