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• 06:40 @3x1minus1 Yeah, it's not like he's Philip Seymour Hoffman or anything. #
• 06:58 @JaredofMo That's nothing. I got a conference call from the Shaggy Man and Glinda. #
• 07:59 Do Smurfs wear Phrygian caps? #
• 13:40 bit.ly/nduXp
  Barack the Barbarian #
• 18:43 @heiditron3000 Billy Mays had one, though. #
• 18:48 @JaredofMo Ozma always appears to love them, though. #
• 19:34 My wife refuses to get up. #
• 20:38 @JaredofMo I have to suspect most of them wouldn't appreciate the responsibility and attention that go with being a Prince Consort. #
• 20:57 The chair is not my son. #

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