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• 06:51 I remember deciding in my dream that there would come a time when we didn't have separate phone numbers and e-mail addresses. #
• 06:51 Also, they'd eventually stop putting domain names in e-mail addresses. #
• 06:56 @Clamanity Maybe they did a study and determined that people missed them when they weren't there. #
• 08:06 Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. #
• 11:23 In my dream, I read on the Internet that TMBG had gone bankrupt and split up. I didn't believe it, but it still disturbed me. #
• 12:03 Why did TMBG decide they needed a screeching harpy on "Cyclops Rock"? #
• 12:13 Just forget the words and sing along. #
• 12:15 Maybe one day we'll make Omaha home. #
• 12:17 But when I sell out and leave Omaha, what will I get? A mansion house and a rabbit fur coat. #
• 12:21 bit.ly/15ZWxD
  So Tim Burton's film is going to be a sequel? #
• 12:36 You know what I blame this on the downfall of? Society. #
• 12:58 Job interview with Church of Scientology (no, not mine) bit.ly/H2Ciz #
• 13:27 bit.ly/btdkQ
  Internal monologue of someone looking for Waldo #
• 13:33 Video game fan art bit.ly/10uQ0J #
• 13:41 bit.ly/PxyuW
  The ten greatest video game crossovers #
• 14:32 bit.ly/vfzho
  Stephin Merritt, totally out of place on a morning show #
• 16:18 I heard something on the radio that I liked, and then they said it was the Shins. I am surprised. #
• 16:18 Is a one-hour massage typical? Sounds a bit excessive to me, but maybe I've just never had a really good massage. #
• 16:20 @InBloomers Don't know, but I think Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde would have been all over it. #
• 16:20 Anyone remember Hi-C Ecto Cooler? #
• 22:01 My wife, @NowIsStrange, passed the last part of the CPA! Hooray! #

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