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[vovat]

• 05:48 You know, I find it much easier to get up when I know I have the option of going back to bed. #
• 06:05 @TarynAria I lost my learner's permit, quite possibly on the train, on the day before a driving lesson. #
• 06:09 @amandapalmer That's about how I felt when I saw that menu. #
• 06:10 @amandapalmer Are those the Doublemint Gum girls, but with horns? #
• 06:12 It's Hitler's birthday, but I don't think I'll be going to his party. #
• 06:15 I favor legalizing marijuana, but outlawing stoner culture. #
• 19:04 When will the phone companies realize we don't need detailed instructions on how to leave a message? #
• 20:44 Hooray, I get to sleep in a lab tonight! #

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