I'm mounting a new campaign to outlaw the institution of marriage. I'm calling it OM. When my plan comes to pass, all these idiots will actually have something of a valid point (their marriages will mean nothing), plus Rush Limbaugh (he's not married, is he?) can cackle as they lead President Obama and Michelle to JAIL.
Finally, single people, and people who have not been allowed to marry will be the held up as exemplars of our new society, and "illegitimate" children will join with all other wee bairns, restored to privileged status. Thank you for your donation to OM. A chicken in every pot.
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will be married!
Date: 2009-04-14 07:47 pm (UTC)Finally, single people, and people who have not been allowed to marry will be the held up as exemplars of our new society, and "illegitimate" children will join with all other wee bairns, restored to privileged status. Thank you for your donation to OM. A chicken in every pot.