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• 06:33 I heard something about Oziana coming to an end. Not sure if it's true, but it makes me sad. #
• 06:34 @TheRealTavie Sure, I like them. #
• 06:35 tinyurl.com/bfznto Immortal jellyfish #
• 06:36 @kimvermillion That story sounds too weird to be true. #
• 06:36 @eehouls Media product placement is so powerful, it even works retroactively! #
• 18:02 On my way back from work, I got pulled over AND came close to hitting a cat. :( #
• 18:06 One annoying thing about where I work is that it almost always gets less snow than where I live. #
• 18:07 I wish more people got my obscure jokes. #
• 18:07 Can Dick Morris help being an asshole with a name like that? #
• 18:08 My grandmother's maiden name was Morris, actually, but it still makes me think of Philip Morris. #
• 18:09 I remember being annoyed by a librarian who admonished me for not getting out my library card while waiting, but now I see her point. #
• 18:09 Why are people still checking out Christmas movies in February? Someone just returned "Fred Claus" today. #
• 18:09 Sorry I'm writing so much, but I have to get out all the stuff I thought of while at work. #
• 19:02 @colleenanne I got a warning, and the cat is okay as far as I know. #
• 19:32 Man, now I'm addicted to rating people on Facebook. #
• 19:33 I have zeroes for all the questions regarding attractiveness, but high scores on niceness, hard work, etc. So I'm an ugly gentleman? #

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