The Politics of Dreamland
Jun. 9th, 2007 02:17 amThe envelope that my registration renewal came in has the sentence, "Please drive safely and wear your seatbelt" right above a copy of Governor Corzine's signature. If THAT isn't "do as I say, not as I do," I'm not sure what is.
I bought pants at Target the other day, and I was reminded (as I usually am when I'm trying on pants) of how, when I was a kid, you could just walk right into the fitting room without taking a number or anything. Yeah, I know they started that system to prevent theft, but wasn't it so much simpler back in the good old days? (Man, now I'm starting to sound like a Republican! :P)
On my way out, I noticed that one of those stupid magazines at the checkout line (I forget which one) had a cover with pictures of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and some caption that included, "Where are their parents?" Wait, aren't they both legal adults? I tried to check the wording of the caption at the drugstore this morning, but they didn't seem to have that issue. They did, however, have two different covers mentioning that Jordin Sparks loves her body. I probably wouldn't even get what they were talking about if it weren't for Dorothea telling me a few days ago that someone on the radio said she was fat. You know, I don't remember that being an issue with Ruben Studdard. Stupid American media and their double standards.
I had a dream the other day where I was at some event (possibly for school) that involved a lot of different political figures, including Al Gore, Rudy Giuliani, and Robert Byrd. I shook hands with Gore at one point, but his hand was really big, and I was unable to move it. There was also something about a water cooler falling apart, and the cooler part was so heavy that they needed someone with super strength to lift it. I forget whether Giuliani fixed it, or he just happened to be around during that part of the dream. Later on, we had to go into an auditorium, and some speaker on stage kept telling us to switch seats. He was really hard to hear at first, but eventually the crowd quieted down, and he told us we could come up and do something (what, I don't remember, and I'm not sure he even said) to get a free coffee. I didn't want to, but
bethje (who wasn't even in the rest of the dream) told me I should. And it was right around then that I woke up. There was also another dream where I was outside Beth's house on a snowy day, and a bunch of people had to help me get the car out of the parking lot. When I reached the road, there were very few breaks in traffic, and a bunch of cars were driving on the shoulder. I noticed Beth's cat Wally running around right near the street, and I tried to stop and get him, but I wasn't having much luck. Fortunately, it was right around then that Beth called and woke me up.
I got this one from
slfcllednowhere.
So, vovat, your LiveJournal reveals...

You are... 0% unique and 20% herdlike
(partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing).
When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please.
Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.
You are weirder than 59% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
Well, that's the first time I've ever been called popular. And I'm weirder than most people, but 0% unique? Now that I look at it, I think the uniqueness is based on LJ interests, and I made a point of NOT listing any interests that no one else did, so I guess that makes sense.
I bought pants at Target the other day, and I was reminded (as I usually am when I'm trying on pants) of how, when I was a kid, you could just walk right into the fitting room without taking a number or anything. Yeah, I know they started that system to prevent theft, but wasn't it so much simpler back in the good old days? (Man, now I'm starting to sound like a Republican! :P)
On my way out, I noticed that one of those stupid magazines at the checkout line (I forget which one) had a cover with pictures of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and some caption that included, "Where are their parents?" Wait, aren't they both legal adults? I tried to check the wording of the caption at the drugstore this morning, but they didn't seem to have that issue. They did, however, have two different covers mentioning that Jordin Sparks loves her body. I probably wouldn't even get what they were talking about if it weren't for Dorothea telling me a few days ago that someone on the radio said she was fat. You know, I don't remember that being an issue with Ruben Studdard. Stupid American media and their double standards.
I had a dream the other day where I was at some event (possibly for school) that involved a lot of different political figures, including Al Gore, Rudy Giuliani, and Robert Byrd. I shook hands with Gore at one point, but his hand was really big, and I was unable to move it. There was also something about a water cooler falling apart, and the cooler part was so heavy that they needed someone with super strength to lift it. I forget whether Giuliani fixed it, or he just happened to be around during that part of the dream. Later on, we had to go into an auditorium, and some speaker on stage kept telling us to switch seats. He was really hard to hear at first, but eventually the crowd quieted down, and he told us we could come up and do something (what, I don't remember, and I'm not sure he even said) to get a free coffee. I didn't want to, but
I got this one from
You are... 0% unique and 20% herdlike
(partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing).
When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please.
Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.
Your overall weirdness is: 26
(The average level of weirdness is: 27.You are weirder than 59% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
Well, that's the first time I've ever been called popular. And I'm weirder than most people, but 0% unique? Now that I look at it, I think the uniqueness is based on LJ interests, and I made a point of NOT listing any interests that no one else did, so I guess that makes sense.
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Date: 2007-06-09 03:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-10 12:10 am (UTC)I shook hands with Gore at one point, but his hand was really big, and I was unable to move it. There was also something about a water cooler falling apart, and the cooler part was so heavy that they needed someone with super strength to lift it. I forget whether Giuliani fixed it, or he just happened to be around during that part of the dream.
Uh, with Gore having an unmoveable hand and Giuliani having superstrength and possibly rescuing the water cooler, maybe this is yet another sign you are becoming a republican. ;)
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Date: 2007-06-10 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-10 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-11 12:21 am (UTC)Current music: Pixies: Head On
APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Date: 2007-06-11 01:37 pm (UTC)APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I'd never thought of that. Maybe they should use that song in the commercials. No, wait. The licensing rights would put them WAY over their $10 advertising budget. :P