My tweets

• Wed, 13:55: RT @petridishes: Crucified Man Had Had Prior Run-Ins With Local Authorities
• Wed, 13:55: RT @jdcrowley: When you're Sean Spicer and people compare Trump to Hitler, you have 2 options: 1) Make Trump less like Hitler 2) Make Hitle…
• Wed, 14:09: RT @jonlovett: Let's bring this full circle. Many Jewish refugees were murdered with chemical weapons by Hitler because we turned them away.
• Wed, 14:12: RT @malt_skull: DISNEY EXEC: alright, let's hear your audition for the new Jungle Book movie WYCLEF JEAN: [hips don't lie voice] bagheera b…
• Wed, 18:19: RT @NickAmadeus: Cool. My grandmother shoplifted when she was 20, maybe the Greyhound bus security team can throw her down a flight of stai…
• Wed, 23:41: Dig Dug Divorce https://t.co/c34wxkCTAA https://t.co/7mDqBB3ZQ0
• Thu, 08:26: Bill O'Reilly's new book is about the need to toughen up...by a guy who's currently running away from his sexual abuse allegations.
• Thu, 08:44: Haven't centuries of warfare and hostility taught us that toughness isn't always the best policy?
• Thu, 09:21: Paper Mario has had to deal with Ninja Turtle wannabes, but at least he's never encountered the Shredder.
• Thu, 11:57: Ferris Bueller's Day On: "Wow, school is actually kind of relaxing after all the time and effort I expended in order to goof off."