My tweets

• Thu, 16:37: Super Mario World, it's a blast from the past. Super Mario World, you got to move fast.
• Thu, 16:37: RT @MaraWilson: "Men and women can't be friends" -Men you'd never want to be friends with anyway
• Thu, 17:45: RT @TheRobCee: After an autopsy, the coroner flips the body over and performs an auturvy.
• Thu, 18:50: RT @JohnLyonTweets: *gets tweet idea *struggles to compose it, gives up *sees someone else do tweet that perfectly expresses same idea *…
• Thu, 22:44: Maybe someday our country will elect a president who doesn't play golf.
• Fri, 07:40: You don't need a filibuster-proof majority to decide you don't need a filibuster-proof majority? Shouldn't Dems be able to filibuster THAT?
• Fri, 08:13: The Trump administration is all about testing limits, trying to get away with things that were never specifically made illegal.
• Fri, 08:15: RT @AndyAsAdjective: if you mesopotamia, you better cleanupotamia
• Fri, 09:22: RT @TheDailyEdge: April is Aging Pervert Awareness Month: Please be on the lookout for these two monsters https://t.co/1O1d2k63gA
• Fri, 11:07: RT @AliceAvizandum: I dunno how you look at the world and think 'Islam is bad' instead of 'a compulsory repressive religious state is bad'

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