My tweets

• Fri, 12:58: RT @heidiheilig: So @NotMattHolohan asked for captions. Gaston came to mind. R: Mitch, I'm afraid I've been thinking-- M: A dangerous pasti…
• Fri, 17:19: RT @The__Goomba: No wonder they're so slow restocking only two guys are working in shipping. https://t.co/lMvEAfvY8m
• Fri, 18:42: I'm leaning on the lamppost at the corner of the street in case a certain little lady passes by.… https://t.co/ymbGq6H0xt
• Sat, 11:38: RT @VictorianLondon: yesterday we discovered the Victorian word for 'manspreading' https://t.co/rzHTjwFc0U