My tweets

• Fri, 12:30: RT @AndyRichter: Free idea for a commercial for queso: a judge tries some inferior queso & says "queso dismissed!" Guys, I'm feeling prett…
• Fri, 13:49: Does Brach's not have a candy for #StPatricksDay ? Was "Erin Go Brach's" too obvious?
• Fri, 13:58: RT @KatieClarkArts: Shy Guy is here to show you how we celebrate St Patrick's Day here in America 😅🍀💚🌿🐢🐸🍻💚🍻💚🍻💚🍻💚 https://t.co/xuOwobULBI
• Fri, 14:05: Enjoy some corned beef canneloni today. #StPatricksDay #SuperMarioBrosSuperShow https://t.co/SVLiWCptaP
• Fri, 14:07: RT @MattOswaltVA: Christians who support Trump after he cut Meals on Wheels will still get into heaven but only so God can personally kick…
• Fri, 14:07: RT @TeaPainUSA: Trump budget slashes heat assistance for struggling families. If they wanna stay warm, they should just go to their own Fl…
• Fri, 14:14: RT @_youhadonejob1: Someone waited their whole life to write that headline. https://t.co/Te3rtPjDez
• Fri, 14:16: RT @jfruh: yes, if there's one thing contemporary ireland loves, it's royalty https://t.co/hTnoymnewm
• Fri, 14:20: RT @NintendoAmerica: These guys are always ready for #StPatricksDay! Who’s your favorite green wearing Nintendo character? https://t.co/Kw7…
• Fri, 14:32: RT @fmarciuliano: Unaired Lucky Charms #StPatricksDay Commercial https://t.co/K8pf7NQW6Z

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