My tweets

• Sun, 14:51: RT @ZachsMind: Rather than attacking refugees, why aren't we attacking what's destroying their original homes in the first place? Stop blam…
• Sun, 14:52: RT @ronnypascale: When is someone gonna tell Casper that Ghosting is not Friendly?
• Sun, 14:53: #FakeAbeLincolnFacts He grew the beard to hide the terrible rash on his chin.
• Sun, 15:04: It's like jazz. It's the bars they DON'T print. https://t.co/ttuRGDWbLS
• Sun, 15:05: RT @Baconarchist: "Your days are numbered!" -Pope Gregory XIII
• Sun, 15:06: RT @gigirules7: #FakeAbeLincolnFacts He wrote an executive order abolishing a Dept. Store for discontinuing Mary Lincoln's clothing line.
• Sun, 15:19: #FakeAbeLincolnFacts He was actually only 5'5", but wore platform shoes.
• Sun, 15:24: RT @stephen_collins: Will Trump really be able to build a sentence? My comic for last month's @prospect_uk https://t.co/vpKA6RJKup
• Sun, 15:39: RT @dadjokehansolo: Did you know that Boba Fett was searching for paper towels this whole time? It's true! He is a Bounty™ hunter! https:…
• Sun, 16:52: RT @TeaPainUSA: Reince Priebus demands all negative stories have a named source, along with a map to their home and where their kids go to…

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