My tweets

• Tue, 13:31: RT @The__Goomba: Heads up to new followers, DMing me spam tweets about free followers is a bad first impression. https://t.co/TbErUlXiue
• Tue, 17:39: The Enquirer says there's new proof Obama wasn't born in the US. What would this even accomplish at this point?
• Tue, 21:23: There's a minister working for Jimmy Swaggart named David Borg. "You will be assimilated" is a good church slogan.