My tweets

• Fri, 12:21: "Now you're just some Bulbasaur I used to know." -Pokemon Gotye #YesterdaysJokesToday
• Fri, 13:30: RT @DurtMcHurtt: Johnson, I need two karate strikes on my desk, chop chop.
• Fri, 13:35: RT @thenoahkinsey: “I think we ought to get on with our lives." -Guy who held on to the birther issue for 8 years, when asked about the al…
• Fri, 13:57: RT @StussyTheGoat: in an unforeseen turn of events, it's is actually the anaconda who's got buns, hun https://t.co/lGqEdvBSNK