My tweets

• Fri, 15:40: RT @joshgondelman: I wrote a song about visiting my parents' house over the holidays and it's called: "Baby, It's Cold Inside."
• Fri, 15:47: #QuestmasCarols "I simply can't stay." "But thou must!"
• Fri, 16:39: #QuestmasCarols We Three Kings of Lorasia Are @DQDragonsDen @DragonQuest
• Fri, 16:45: #QuestmasCarols Gone away is the bluebird. Here to stay is the Phoenix Ramia. @DragonQuest @DQDragonsDen
• Fri, 17:04: #QuestmasCarols Jingle Bell Rockbomb
• Fri, 18:04: "Hey, Names." -The other reindeer to Rudolph
• Fri, 22:37: This year has been so disappointing, I wouldn't be surprised if the Grinch's heart didn't grow, and he just dumped all the presents.
• Fri, 22:40: RT @thenoahkinsey: If you're president-elect you don't even ask The Rockettes if they wanna perform at your inauguration. You can just grab…
• Sat, 00:31: I'm still not sure why Joe Pesci seems confused by the concept of eggnog. #homealone
• Sat, 01:26: Kevin is adept at cueing the gangster movie to exactly the right second. Hard to be that precise with a VCR. #homealone

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