- Tue, 12:03: This temp job involves a lot of signing my name, and I doubt they'd let me use a stamp.
- Tue, 13:13: A dragon in this Russian fairy tale asks for beef and beer. I guess alcohol IS combustible.
- Tue, 13:22: I don't think I ever heard whether the Krampus movie was any good. Well, is it?
- Tue, 21:27: It's a...duck with an old lady head, I guess? @ Dyker Heights, Brooklyn https://t.co/MFKW3VFd4u
- Wed, 07:57: #catsofinstagram https://t.co/bKwDHMOosg
- Wed, 10:32: Kids who are afraid of Santa are regular Noel cowards.
- Wed, 10:43: RT @joegarden: The most disquieting thing about a lot of discourse around the flurry of lies that are today's normal is the "prove it's NOT…
- Wed, 10:46: Paul Ryan says free lunches give you an empty soul. Hear that, multitude that Jesus fed with loaves and fishes?