My tweets

• Sun, 21:11: This is the first time I've worn this shirt. What do you think? #dragonquest https://t.co/iBB5DAixwN
• Sun, 22:25: He's been practicing for this role by playing Trump on Saturday Night Live. @ Alpine Cinemas https://t.co/xaJ1WWGUMO
• Sun, 22:35: Isn't Santa recognizable by his accessories and mannerisms, not the color of his skin?
• Mon, 07:32: I don't really care for Santa's face, but in fairness, I imagine it's hard to draw on ice cream.… https://t.co/CLRPzgC0y6
• Mon, 10:42: Guys who send unsolicited dick pics, if you think that's your best feature, it doesn't say much for the rest of you.
• Mon, 10:43: If I wanted to hit on someone, I wouldn't send a dick pic. I'd send a picture of a pet.
• Mon, 13:10: RT @TheBoydP: If you’re paying too much for stuff I suggest you start paying less.
• Mon, 13:12: RT @BrowncoatAuror: Jeepers this seems awfully relevant. https://t.co/GGTemQCc9R
• Mon, 13:18: I'm impressed that the govt actually listened to people over oil companies for once. Still not sure why we need another pipeline, though.
• Mon, 13:19: And what's the Army Corps of Engineers' response to the people they tried to freeze? "Our bad"?

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