My tweets

• Fri, 13:04: If you want to know how beauty standards have changed, remember that Marilyn Monroe was 30 feet tall, weighed 5 tons, and was made of foam.
• Fri, 13:05: Republicans: #draintheswamp right into Michigan's water supply.
• Fri, 19:09: RT @BindzBrain: i feel like it's a good time to remind you, that NASA makes these kind of crew posters for every expedition and no one talk…
• Fri, 22:56: No One Remembers Your Name When You’re Strange https://t.co/4fAJoFpOPp
• Sat, 10:34: Reagan #catsofinstagram https://t.co/SpDi8fGTOK