My tweets

• Thu, 12:04: RT @TeaPartyCat: BREAKING: Donald Trump vows revenge on Cubs for interrupting CNN’s coverage of him with their World Series win.
• Thu, 12:05: I'm really not a sports person at all, but I support the Cubs in principle, so hooray!
• Thu, 14:03: RT @mattyglesias: The last time the Cubs won a World Series, the Republican Party favored voting rights for African-Americans.
• Thu, 15:25: RT @SuperMarioFact: Suddenly, Mario comes dashing up to the man, excited about the mere mention of dinner.
• Thu, 15:27: Dragon Cubs VIII: Journey of the Cursed Baseball Team #DragonQuest #WorldSeries
• Thu, 15:28: RT @jameslsutter: Imagine if Frodo was all "Sauron's bad, but Gandalf's done some morally gray stuff, too, so I'll stay home." Don't get e…
• Thu, 15:41: RT @TheQuietPsycho: I bet you there's a long lost Norman Rockwell painting of a family just losing their shit on one another during a Monop…
• Thu, 18:04: This elevator is yuge! https://t.co/2B1keimhSe