My tweets

• Mon, 12:21: It's amazing how many parents can't get their own kids' birthdays correct on a form. There's something about forms that encourages mistakes.
• Mon, 12:22: RT @Nintendo_Legend: If you can't handle me at my worst... ... then either you need to enhance your coping mechanisms or I need to chill t…
• Mon, 12:23: RT @abattoiring: The number of times I've almost broken the controller in half while playing video games is...well, it's a pretty high numb…
• Mon, 12:24: RT @BEANBURRlTO: republicans literally cry themselves to sleep if someone doesn't stand for the anthem or 2 boys kiss so fuck off https://t…
• Mon, 12:39: I hope Regina King's middle name is Jack.
• Mon, 21:26: When Funny Book Families Fall�Out https://t.co/AWambyGJg0 https://t.co/ifbzAdBsgJ
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