My tweets

• Mon, 14:22: I've never used Siri or Cortana or any other phone-talky-thingy. Are they as bad at voice recognition as automated answering systems?
• Mon, 14:23: I suspect Star Trek was partially responsible for speaking electronics being rushed out, and for their having condescending female voices.
• Mon, 14:25: Is #NationalGirlfriendDay a way to shame married people?
• Mon, 19:08: RT @kristinhersh: jesus works pretty cheap https://t.co/kwrwe7AUvl
• Mon, 19:09: Kain REALLY doesn't know how to talk to women. https://t.co/KN2FW1xxNK
• Mon, 19:10: RT @Secondlina: Evolve Wisely. #pokémon https://t.co/xJDr8BgQ0O
• Mon, 19:11: This was not a fetish picture. She actually beat this other woman severely. https://t.co/toxb2giaGC
• Mon, 19:17: RT @bent_sinister: If you believe in yourself, anything moderately reasonable is feasibly attainable.
• Mon, 22:45: RT @hippieswordfish: you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter
• Tue, 08:24: Rea-symmetrical https://t.co/iRKZPOcLSw