My tweets

• Sat, 15:20: I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass.
• Sat, 18:46: RT @shrekpissslave: sonic, no... https://t.co/Q5ZwNbe9uj
• Sat, 18:47: RT @The_Stonecreek: Q: Why do cats have 9 lives? A: They know the Catnami-Code #retrogaming #badpun #badjoke #pun #fun #puntasic
• Sat, 23:28: They look depressed. I don't think they're supposed to. #pikachu #PikaBlues @ Walmart… https://t.co/5qUNpAwKAf
• Sun, 02:02: Mars might need women, but I think it needs a breathable atmosphere first. Prioritize, Martians!
• Sun, 02:07: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, because nobody ever leaves Vegas alive.