My tweets

• Thu, 14:01: RT @AtheistQ: Creationists make it sound like a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. -Isaac Asimov
• Thu, 14:12: RT @FrankConniff: The next frontier for Conservatives is making sure that transgender bears don't shit in the woods.
• Thu, 19:38: Everybody Gets a Crown https://t.co/ZsfT8MoF5q https://t.co/fT30fPi3as
• Fri, 00:19: In Narnia, would Turkish Delight actually be called Calormene Delight?
• Fri, 09:22: Another reason the God Bless America crowd baffles me: Proud to be an American? Isn't pride a deadly sin?
• Fri, 09:47: RT @JasonLastname: At some point He-man was just a He-boy, getting bullied by skeleteens.
• Fri, 09:53: How exactly would the US President stop other nations from devaluing their currency? Eh, I need to stop expecting Trump to make sense.
• Fri, 09:59: RT @heatherjs: Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over…
• Fri, 10:01: If Mexico pays for the wall, they get an all-you-can-eat buffet at the Trump Taj Mahal.
• Fri, 10:11: #ThisMemorialDay we must honor dead veterans, or they will rise from their graves and wreak havoc.
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