My tweets

• Sat, 12:18: I'll stop the world, get flung into space, and freeze with you.
• Sat, 12:29: RT @Lance_Said_This: What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing…
• Sat, 16:58: Jesus should be at the center of your marriage. That way, if something goes wrong, there's somebody else to blame.
• Sat, 17:44: RT @NorseMythNews: Saturday Fun Time https://t.co/XNhazLB6Xr