My tweets

• Sun, 14:16: 📷 Happy Mother’s Day from Isis (not the terrorist one). https://t.co/THO8u6RB5n
• Sun, 15:26: RT @daemonic3: Kangaroo 911: What's your emergency? Kangaroo: I CAN'T FIND MY CHILDREN Kangaroo 911: Did you check your pockets? Kangaro…
• Sun, 15:26: RT @ronnypascale: Do you think Dr. Jekyll and. Mr. Hyde shared a Facebook account?
• Sun, 15:30: RT @heiditron3000: Remember safety first this Mother's Day: always unplug your mom at night and be sure to clean up any dead needles so she…
• Sun, 22:44: RT @liv_thatsme: I just walked by my dining room & almost had a heart attack b/c I thought Ted Cruz was in there. Turns out it was just a h…
• Sun, 22:48: RT @_Snape_: A moment of silence for all of the fictional mothers that had to die in the name of tragic back story and character developmen…
• Sun, 22:51: RT @MichaelGoffLA: In his foreign policy address, Trump stated that the key to dealing with the Kremlin is to not get it wet or feed it aft…
• Sun, 23:07: New collar https://t.co/CFJG9xEMEm