My tweets

• Tue, 19:26: Shirley Is in Her Holy Temple https://t.co/Ooks8GIxNj https://t.co/O3RyWODkIi
• Tue, 21:40: RT @TeaPartyCat: BREAKING: Ted Cruz drops out of presidential race, despite being endorsed by God. Sad!
• Tue, 21:41: RT @NoThoughtsHere: Donald Trump's top 3 running mate possibilities: 1. Marc Cuban 2. Joe Pesci 3. Matthew McConaughey
• Tue, 21:44: RT @DannyZuker: "I just want to say I have nothing but respect for the biggest liar I've ever met, Ted Cruz and his gross wife." - Trump
• Tue, 22:03: RT @almightygod: You won't have @tedcruz to kick around much longer. Well, you should still kick him, but in obscurity. #IndianaPrimary
• Tue, 22:04: Trump loves "Winning with Women," which I believe is a self-help book of dating advice for MRAs.
• Tue, 22:50: Why do people who think the world is ending soon bother having kids? They're often the ones who reproduce the most.
• Tue, 22:52: You know, Trump, not that many people are going to be saying "Merry Christmas" in May, regardless of their religious beliefs.
• Tue, 23:05: RT @KarlreMarks: If Trump was elected in another country, the US would put it under sanctions and isolate it until he was kicked out.
• Tue, 23:18: I do believe it's true that, if you start Trump up, he'll never stop. So what joker started him up?
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