My tweets

• Mon, 18:31: "Get behind me, Satan." -The chaperone on Satan's class trip
• Mon, 19:01: Why does my mind dwell on things I should have said to people years ago, especially when those conversations were meaningless?
• Mon, 20:40: Donald Trump insulted my old hometown. https://t.co/GqpkilLoji
• Mon, 22:24: Trump's insulting nicknames sound like they're supposed to be jokes but aren't. Is there some pun in "Lyin' Ted" that I'm missing?
• Mon, 23:54: Does a guy who eats pizza with a fork really get to criticize someone else's eating habits?
• Tue, 00:07: Pandering's Not Dead 2: Jesus Wants You to Watch This Shitty Movie