My tweets

• Fri, 13:58: RT @GianDoh: The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing.
• Fri, 13:58: RT @joshgondelman: Donald Trump is like if Ray thought of a presidential candidate instead of a marshmallow man at the end of "Ghostbusters…
• Fri, 14:20: I once thought, if the days shifted between hot and cold, we wouldn't get so tired of either. I guess Nature decided to try it for real.
• Fri, 22:09: Cut Robert Kardashian line from People v OJ Simpson: "Kim, if we win this case, I'll get you those butt implants you've been asking for."
• Fri, 22:14: RT @PrincessLib_TYT: Life hack: don't trust anyone who likes to work out and read Ayn Rand. #tytlive