My tweets

• Wed, 08:18: RT @FrankConniff: Marco Rubio has left the race. He'll always be remembered as the one Republican who had the intellect to question the siz…
• Wed, 13:44: RT @phranqueigh: I feel like every time a GOP candidate drops out, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils o…
• Wed, 13:47: Merrick Garland will knock you all down.
• Wed, 18:41: People who aren't sure they can trust Hillary vote for Trump, whom they're certain they can't trust. There's an absurd logic there.
• Wed, 18:47: RT @comedianluke: If he can't build a wall, Trump is going to dig a giant hole at the border and cover it with a welcome mat like it's a Ro…
• Wed, 21:46: Canon Fodder https://t.co/zIO82cVNBe https://t.co/kAfXRZppjP
• Wed, 21:51: 📷 My wife’s cousins had the Trump board game. https://t.co/wtJwC4lOxo