My tweets

• Sat, 15:16: I'm on a Peter Pan bus. Let's hope it doesn't cut off my hand and feed it to a crocodile.
• Sat, 15:17: RT @Ohhialypie: A funny thing to say to the guy who invents the first time machine would be "Great, but I needed this, like, yesterday."
• Sat, 15:36: RT @kerihw: -The name's Bond. James Bond. -I've written Bond now. -Oh. Can you change it or is it too late? -When your coffee's ready they'…
• Sat, 16:22: "SPOOKY COMPUTER GAME ADS!" https://t.co/vw0rocEzeI
• Sat, 17:13: The ticket machine asked me twice if I wanted a receipt. It apparently really wants to waste paper.
• Sat, 20:18: RT @jdcrowley: Wanna feel old? The baby sun from the Teletubbies looks like this now. https://t.co/Y3nyo11DgG