My tweets

• Wed, 12:37: Miyamoto claims the Koopalings aren't really Bowser's kids, but I want to know what Maury says.
• Wed, 12:53: It would make a certain amount of sense for at least one Koopaling to be the son of Morton Koopa Sr.
• Wed, 12:57: RT @FrankConniff: Innocent civilians & American soldiers could be dying right now, but Obama had to ruin everything with his stupid Iran de…
• Wed, 13:23: I initially thought Morton Koopa Jr broke the pattern of musician names, but Morton Downey Jr was a singer before he had the talk show.
• Thu, 00:53: It's too bad Rocky Morton couldn't make a decent Mario movie when both of his names are Super Mario Bros 3 enemies.