- Fri, 12:46: Photo: Never watched Doctor Who, but I’ve picked up enough about it to find this funny. http://t.co/zQUrilFGaw
- Fri, 14:07: I really don't know much about Ant-Man, who strikes me as one of the less interesting superheroes. I still want to see the movie, though.
- Fri, 14:18: The original Human Torch wasn't a real human, but he was a real torch.
- Fri, 14:19: Someone just drove by blasting "Uptown Girl."
- Fri, 22:07: What would Jesus do? I think that depends on which gospel you read.
- Sat, 01:13: RT @Sal0630: The fact that Bill Nye the Science Guy isn't their pope should tell you all you need to know about Scientology.
- Sat, 01:14: It's revealed in "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife" that Dr. Marvin Monroe is still alive, so who's buried in his grave? #simpsons
- Sat, 02:16: Sex and Violence Have Never Been More Boring https://t.co/SlL8NPLGDZ http://t.co/U7iIPYPToX
- Sat, 09:30: Is Mr. Clean going to battle the Fantastic Floor?