My tweets

• Fri, 16:45: My dad has lived at two different places in Albuquerque with two-doored bathrooms. Is that a regional thing? http://t.co/51cf2Nzoe8
• Fri, 16:54: RT @TeaPartyCat: Oops, I got pregnant again Without a husband Oops, I made all that cash Telling girls to be chaste But I’m not that abstin…
• Fri, 16:55: RT @TheGoodGodAbove: Congrats to Bristol Palin on her second immaculate conception!
• Fri, 17:06: RT @BadAstronomer: This just choked me up. Wow. RT @KaleighRogers: <3 http://t.co/6BtL5WPRzj
• Sat, 01:15: RT @RobynElyse: Ironically, Antonin Scalia actually anagrams to "I Sanction Anal."
• Sat, 01:15: RT @bridger_w: I like the phrase, "Don't do the crime of you can't do the time" because it basically boils going to prison down to a schedu…
• Sat, 01:15: RT @TeaPartyCat: That awkward moment when Louis Gohmert predicts gay marriage will lead to bestiality and then it happens and his dog says …
• Sat, 01:18: RT @drvox: Hilarious, Huckabee calling for "civil disobedience" to marriage ruling. Pretty easy not to marry someone of the same sex. Knock…
• Sat, 03:48: Guess where I am. I'm tweeting from the plane. I'll tweet you when I get there.
• Sat, 05:55: Back in New York, and they were playing the Smiths in the airport bathroom.