My tweets

• Wed, 13:20: I hear Australia plans to put Iggy Azalea on the $100 bill.
• Wed, 13:56: I hate Nate. #failedprezcampaignslogans #WhyImNotRunning
• Wed, 15:40: RT @sad_tree: [crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song p…
• Wed, 15:44: RT @alyankovic: Today I’m in Louisville, home of @ReynoldsWrap! Thanks for giving me the full foil treatment backstage! #Illuminati http:/…
• Wed, 15:49: Is there a Mile-Low Club for spelunkers?
• Wed, 15:52: RT @michaelianblack: We celebrate Washington and Jefferson in SPITE of their slave owning, not because of it. https://t.co/M1hiLTvZe4
• Wed, 22:17: RT @CheyennejazWise: A little confidence boost under my interview suit today #wonderwoman #selfie #secretidenity https://t.co/ZsMJsBbRrL
• Wed, 22:49: RT @jeanbatthany: .@denisebidot rocks it #unretouched for @swimsuitsforall @Refinery29 http://t.co/W3aeIpoAGx #BeachBodyNotSorry http://t.c…
• Wed, 22:52: RT @EpicHistoryPics: The Bee Gees, 1959. http://t.co/NR4YJMz7md
• Wed, 23:09: RT @TheTweetOfGod: All male gunowners have small penises. All female gunowners also have small penises. Please RT this so they know.

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