My tweets

• Wed, 13:13: The typing test I took yesterday had a sample about how there's no job security anymore. Way to rub it in, test.
• Wed, 13:23: Obviously Oz is cooler than Westeros. Who wouldn't prefer an emerald throne to an iron one? Not to mention a near-zero death rate.
• Wed, 13:41: So college campuses are now too PC for jokes about shirt buttons and airline peanuts?
• Wed, 19:49: Monster Jam https://t.co/ueJ4AlMxhl http://t.co/Ea9RPhSPCg
• Wed, 20:00: Photo: redditfront: Every fucking time. http://t.co/XDzTj0zqBV
• Wed, 22:05: Kirk Cameron comes across as sleazy in much the same way Don Lapre did.
• Wed, 22:06: RT @bridger_w: I can't begin to imagine how much pressure there must be within the skeleton community to know how to play the xylophone