My tweets

• Mon, 19:24: Women aren't funny. There was a comedian I thought was funny, then I realized they had a vagina, so I guess they weren't funny after all.
• Mon, 19:25: RT @pshumate: The girls are suspicious of my claim that the Caesar Salad was named for the Roman leader Marcus Salad.
• Mon, 19:34: RT @alexiskleinman: Bruce Jenner going by Caitlyn instead of Kaitlyn is the biggest “screw you” to the Kardashians I can think of. I love i…
• Mon, 19:42: RT @TeaPartyCat: It’s TOO SOON. Too soon after an American woman was killed in a lion attack in South Africa to talk about lion control.
• Tue, 04:03: RT @davidgaliel: @goddoesnt I think "atheist movement" is about as meaningful as "non-chess-player movement".