My tweets

• Wed, 16:47: News from Nehwon http://t.co/iqxYN559ux
• Wed, 17:40: RT @jdcrowley: Bros before hoes except after crows, or other corvidae, like a plush-crested jay.
• Wed, 17:42: RT @jdcrowley: "Pfft, you can live JUST FINE on the minimum wage," says the dude w/a salary who thinks having to pay $2 more for a hamburge…
• Wed, 17:49: Unlike much of the Internet, I love bacon, but I'm not IN love with bacon.
• Wed, 18:20: RT @froghammer: A male president? What if he gets a BONER and it presses the button to launch all the nukes
• Thu, 00:32: Feng Shui Follies http://t.co/TgXmiJugs2