My tweets

• Wed, 12:48: There's some kind of scandal where NASCAR drivers are letting air out of their tires. Too bad the name "Deflategate" is already taken.
• Wed, 14:18: I think I might actually prefer to receive chocolate eggs from a lion in bunny ears trying to make chicken sounds.
• Wed, 14:21: It's a little-known fact that Vin Diesel had his name legally changed from Vincent Steampower.
• Wed, 15:21: In for Mike Pence, Out for Mike Pounds http://t.co/EhCrSsOrDg
• Wed, 16:25: Wonder what Ozma would think of Wizard of Oz casinos and lottery tickets.
• Wed, 19:56: RT @Bipartisanism: Dear #Indiana & #Arkansas bigots. Here's a reminder from your pal Jesus. #BoycottArkansas #BoycottIndiana http://t.co/Cq…
• Wed, 19:56: RT @SethMacFarlane: Hey Kool & the Gang-- if you have to tell us "there's a party going on right here," it's probably not a very fun party.