My tweets

• Sun, 12:58: Yoda to Link: "Do or do not force. There is no Triforce."
• Sun, 13:03: RT @Stellacopter: Your password must contain one thing that will ultimately make you forget your password.
• Sun, 13:19: http://t.co/MoRuYO6Wra I know I had totally different feelings choosing Fight or Magic from a menu when the character had a vagina.
• Sun, 13:27: Maybe the playable characters in Final Fantasy XV are all male so they don't have to use separate bathrooms.
• Sun, 22:00: Does a surfin' safari involve hunting sea lions?
• Mon, 00:08: Does the title "The Edge of Tomorrow" make anyone else think of the theme from "Saved by the Bell: The College Years"?