My tweets

• Mon, 14:57: The Taming of the�Scrooge http://t.co/v6dH6nH2Ux
• Mon, 21:40: Video: heckyeahsupermariorpg: I know we’re all expecting Rawest Forest or Waltz of the Forest for this... http://t.co/cypnjMyeX8
• Mon, 22:03: Maybe I'm not seeing the big picture, but I don't think being a jerk is a gender-specific problem.
• Mon, 22:10: I seriously thought for a minute that "Apple Watch" was a site that cataloged Apple's human rights violations. Now I'm disappointed.
• Mon, 22:39: So Edward from Twilight becomes immortal and spends decades in high school? Dude makes Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged seem well-adjusted
• Tue, 01:05: I want to see all the daylight that's been saved up since we started Daylight Savings Time.
• Tue, 03:16: I don't want to be an equal opportunity offender. I only want to offend the people who offend me.
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