My tweets

• Thu, 12:10: ISIS wants you to stop eating shiitake, because sunniake mushrooms are superior.
• Thu, 12:30: I wish the Sims games had a way to add relatives to already existing households. Or can you do that in Sims 4?
• Thu, 13:28: If I lived every day like it was my last, I'd been even more terrified and unproductive than I already am.
• Thu, 13:53: The Oscar swag bags include face cream inspired by NASA, because astronauts are famous for their smooth skin.
• Thu, 14:00: What can you get from a $20,000 astrology reading that you can't get from a newspaper horoscope, or for that matter making it up yourself?
• Thu, 14:01: RT @alyankovic: #tbt From the “Off the Deep End” album photo shoot (photographer Kirk Weddle) http://t.co/HvfrFzjYMS
• Thu, 14:09: The contents of the Oscar swag bags prove that science denial is alive and well in Hollywood.
• Thu, 22:31: RT @NoThoughtsHere: Scott Walker claims he can defeat ISIS because he beat Unions. Of course, ISIS gets its strength from collective bargai…
• Thu, 22:33: RT @saladinahmed: This seems worth sharing right about now. http://t.co/pkRj0IVq35
• Thu, 22:45: RT @TheTweetOfGod: I feel like "Thou shalt not kill" was fairly unambiguous. Is it the "thou" that's throwing you off? 'Cause that just mea…

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