My tweets

• Thu, 12:41: Is Buzzfeed what the bees eat?
• Thu, 13:23: Pat Robertson says that, if you post ultrasound pictures on Facebook, witches can use them to curse your unborn children.
• Thu, 21:05: They're still airing new episodes of Two and a Half Men?
• Thu, 21:34: RT @jessecase: A rare look into John Lennon's songwriting notebook!!!!! http://t.co/O1XmOxns45
• Thu, 21:44: RT @samandfuzzy: So Steven Tyler gets a job at a garden shop and his boss asks him to mist the plants but he's like "I don't want to mist a…
• Thu, 22:05: So to Eddie Murphy, getting away with rape without being charged counts as "down"?
• Thu, 22:30: I can't imagine sex with an unconscious person being enjoyable. Guess that's why they always say it's really about power.
• Thu, 23:19: Apparently Hydra got their world domination plans from the same place as the Antichrist in the Left Behind books. #TheWinterSoldier
• Thu, 23:22: No, see, Brian Williams lying was a big deal because people didn't expect it. Bill O'Reilly lying is totally expected.